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How to Make a Bicycle Sound Like a Motorcycle
…”#4 Practice saying “Varoom, Varoom” until you have a thoroughly believable noise. As you ride your bicycle say it at the top of your lungs. People may stare, but if you can picture yourself riding a Harley, it makes it so believable, if only to you.”
oh my god. Varoom varoom! hahahaha
